10.31.2008
SIGH todays music for you
10.26.2008
'tucky blue grass
By the time we left the pavement onto the cement, I was sitting in 4th, behind a team of three. Two blocking and one slowly pulling away. Then the leader's bike (and him) flipped upside down, and he stock-car-ed it, I went off the front. Yeah, Me! I finished 14th, nuf. Made lots o' ZOOM, PBR shout outs from fans along the course. Later we played some beach volley ball in the sand pit, the Kona team and me kicked, Nick, Chad, Tim Johnson, and J. Powers team's ass. It was really funny when Trebon spiked the ball off of Chad for the match point. Poor Chad has a big contusion on his arm, he should be OK by the Fairhill race.
Nick's & Chad's compiled "Quotes" of the weekend;
"All ghetto crossers in the back." Willy Elliston after realizing him and Steevo were the only racers with clinchers.
"Don't waste the Highlife!" D. Lowe telling Chad that he shouldn't add Highlife to the crap Double I.P.A. they bought from Bluegrass Brewing Company.
"Another sweet tea sir?" our Mexican waiter asking Dave if he wanted another 32oz mug of beer
"God this beer is awful , but it f's your brain up" - In response to a sip of Bluegrass Brewing Homewrecker double IPA
"That is the best Pro team Jerseys out there" - Dude telling me he thought HZ/PBR pro team jersies were the best.
We felt PBR love from everyone! So many locals befriended us just because of PBR. It was great. Can't wait for the next big race weekend!
dlowe, nick and chad.
That is a hematoma (or how many times can you crash in one race?)
That is not my leg.
But I feel like by the time I wake up from last nights ER shift, It might.
Raced whirlybird today. Raced B. Felt like i was having a pretty charmed season so far, and was ready to have another good race.
The start went well, was in the first 1/3, came into the little downhill section before you turned up and into a set of barriers 180 degrees, when I was sliding on my ass downhill. this did not hurt, but I lost a few spots.
Held it on the second lap, then rolling through an innocuous section, I was on my ass again, but slid sideways, right on to my left hip. this hurt. Slowly got back on to bike, wtched 8 people pass me cause it hurt to pedal, then got going again. Was chasing hard to gt back on, carried speed into a fallaway turn when I was down again. Hard. On the hip I just fell on. Got wind knocked out of me. Down. Wasn't moving. Then Thor (Louis S.) found me, grabbed my bike, put the chain back on, yelled "get up you pussy"...so I pedaled off...slowly..
You get the drift. A total disaster. I fell another 3 times, for a total of six crashes. In one race.
I fell on turns
I crashed in the circle of death
I crashed twice on straightaways.
Like Ricky Bobby says, Rubbin' is Racin
Thats the beauty of cross...theres always next week. See ya at fair hill....If I can walk I will ride.
10.23.2008
The Pain Face
Some might say, I am a handsome man. Some might even say, I am so pretty its a curse. Trust me they do.
However there is one time when I lose all my prettiness, cyclocross racing. My race face is twisted like a contortionist from Circus du Soleil. I don't do this on purpose. I don't practice making funny faces while riding my bike. It just happens.
Racing this weekend at Granogue and Wissahickon was no exception.
10.21.2008
Music for Now
dlowe
10.20.2008
10.19.2008
Wissahickon Rockin'
The elite race soon started, I heard the roar come up towards the tent. A blast of air, dust, and a blur of eyes popping out of their head faces went quickly by. Chad, Nick and Erik were in there, with the fastest cross racers in America. I got my tired ass out of my chair and made it to the barriers run-up, after 5 or 6 laps I knew it was time. I saw Anthony and I knew he had deep pockets, I made my way to him and asked for a PBR, he dug in and pulled out a cold one. I went back to the run-up, and waited for Erik. He rounded the corner and was on his way. I leaned into the course tape, holding the PBR out, his eye caught the can, he shoulder his bike, cleared the barriers, and grabbed the beer.
Holding it high, while running, he took a good belt. Everyone was yelling, he sprayed the air, and dumped it on his head, drank the rest, jumped on his bike and was back off racing. Thus earning him an automatic upgrade to cyclocross rock star. On behalf of the entire HZ/PBR cross team, congratulations Erik.
10.18.2008
Granogue, Dali, Wright bros. Cross
and I would of loved to see the expression on his face when he landed the plane.
tomorrow Wissahickon's Ludwig Corner Cross race. cheers. dl
10.10.2008
Mystical Wiss
"The Cave of Kelpius"
I have always wanted to know more about the monks of the Wissahickon, I'm ordering the book "Woman in the Wilderness" by Jonathan D. Scott.
Made it again to Wissahickon, this morning for a ride with Anthony, got some MTB'ing in, tried out his new 69er, which is cool. and just in general had a nice time. cheers. dlowe
10.06.2008
F' Trebon, Wicks, TJ, Powers, Wells, ect. We've got CHARLES!
Pulling a Erik Mitchel, I decided to hop in the B race and not get lapped. I was just barely successful at achieving that goal and did not come in last.
This race report makes me think of the Primus song, "Jerry was a race car driver, drove so goddamn fast, never did win a checkered flag, but he never came in last."
Charles